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1. Talking on the cell phone can be distracting.  And annoying for the cashier.  Except when the guy comes in, pays for his soda without ripping away from the cell phone or even acknowledging me as I ring him up.  And then is so distracted by his conversation that he forgets the drink he just paid for.  It was the only thing he bought, his sole reason for coming in, and he never came back for it.
2. A couple of ninth graders are hanging out in my class near the end of my prep period. We’ve been chatting for a while when they ask if I have any candy in my room*.  I open up my desk drawer, and I just happen to have a can of ALTOIDS® smalls® wintergreen.  So I hand them a few, and they happen to notice that they look a little like viagra cialis online pharmacy pharmacy pills, so one of them thanks me for the Viagra.  My response?  Um, don’t say that, I don’t need the rumor going around that I’m feeding Viagra to 9th grade boys.
3. I’m in talking to the V.P. at my school, whom I get along with quite well, when he hands me something from under some papers he just picked up.  It was a condom he confiscated from one of the eighth graders**.  We’re talking about it when he tells me “Be sure to use it before it’s expiration date.”  I went into his office the next day and said “I went to the bar last night and ‘Hey, want to help me with an assignment from my V.P.?’ isn’t a very good pick-up line.”
4. Today I went in to talk to him again, and he told me about how he had to confiscate some marijuana from a student earlier in the day.  I asked him if he was going to give me that confiscated item too.

Other than 8 period days, CRTs***, and being exiled from my room because of them, that’s been my week.  The good news is: I’m done with the CRTs.  The bad news is: I’m done with the CRTs, and now I’m going to have to fight the “We took the test, why do we still have to learn” attitude for a week or so.

* Yes, that sounds like the beginning of a really bad Movie of the Week, but it is a common question from jr. high kids.

** Personally, I would have just let the kid keep it, but thanks to the likes of Gayle Ruzicka & Co., jr. high administrators are required to confiscate them.

*** CRT – Criterion Referenced Tests.  Those fun end of the year tests we have all the students take thanks to No Child Left Behind.

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INDIANAPOLIS – The ancient martial art of Tai Chi uses slow and gentle movements and its practice is known to have myriad health benefits.

That’s why St. Francis purchase cialis & Health Centers is offering Tai Chi for Health Series featuring Richard A. Cornell. The class meets each Monday, beginning Jan. 10 from 6-7 p.m. and Friday, Jan. 14, from 10-11 a.m.

Each series is six weeks in length and is hosted at 3131 E. Thompson Road at Carson Square Mall.

Tai Chi is designed to improve physical and mental health and includes exercises to improve breathing, relaxation and mobility. It also has found to be effective in improving balance, strength and promotes greater endurance for people with arthritis.

“With Tai Chi, you’re always moving, but always under complete control,” said Michele Wood, R.N., who is coordinating the class. “A participant’s internal energy circulation actually helps prevent disease and debility.”

Cost of the class is $30 and payable at time of registration. For more information, contact Wood at 317-865-5864, or at Michele.Wood@ssfhs.org.

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